I just believe in me.' A good point there. I quote John Lennon: 'I don't believe in Beatles.
A person should not believe in an 'ism,' he should believe in himself. It's not that I condone fascism or any 'ism' for that matter.They could be fascist anarchists and it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists. I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office.
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung, so I'd better make this one count. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick day this semester. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
